Monthly Archives: December 2007

Best Meme ever

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December 31, 2007

Stolen shamelessly from Marko, the game is that you pick one blogger from your blogroll and imagine what their action figure would look like.  So from my blogroll, I present you the LawDog action figure, with Fierce Law Enforcement Grip. The LawDog action figure is wearing his “Sunday Finest”, pressed trousers, button down shirt,...
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NFL Playoff Preview

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December 31, 2007

Following up my NFL Preview from many moons ago, I present Ahab’s Playoff Preview for the NFL.  First off, a review of my picks. AFC East: I picked the Pats, and I was right.  I didn’t know how right. AFC South: I picked the Colts, right again. AFC West: Chargers, also right. AFC North:...
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‘72 Dolphins

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December 30, 2007

I am going to take some heat from my Indy readers (and my Mom) when I say this, but I really want the Pats to go undefeated for the whole boat.  19-0 with a Superbowl championship.  Obviously, I want this because I’m a fan of the team, but there is an ulterior motive as...
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Dave Lindorff is an asshole

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December 28, 2007

“Global Warming will save America from the Right…Eventually” You probably think I’m kidding, but I’m not.  Thanks to a link from Les I see this column in the Baltimore Chronicle, where Dave Lindorff actually has the testicular fortitude to say some of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard. So the future political map of...
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Coming next year

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December 28, 2007

Since we’re getting ready to wrap up 2007, here’s a brief list of cool things we can expect to see in 2008 from Call me Ahab. Indy Area gun shop coverage – we go to the shops and give you the real scoop on what’s going on there. Clothes – shirts, polos, maybe even...
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You might be a gunnie, Travel Version

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December 28, 2007

You might be a gunnie if: The Pyrodex residue on your boots sets off the “bomb swab” detector thing at the airport. When packing, you decide to use your range bag as a carry-on. When emptying said range bag, you find two loaded speedloaders in a side pocket. and have the reaction “that’s where...
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Bhutto assassinated

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December 28, 2007

Uncle rightly points out that a lot of people here aren’t going to understand why the assassination of Benazir Bhutto in Pakistan is going to make the planet a less safe, slightly more nasty place. Aside from the fact that it now seems that Al-Qaeda was behind her assassination; to truly understand the political...
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Good time to be Remington

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December 27, 2007

Is it just me, or has Remington sort of been on the surge lately?  First their very own black rifle, now they’re acquiring Marlin: Remington Arms Company, Inc. (“Remington” or “the Company”) the only manufacturer of both firearms and ammunition for Hunting, Law Enforcement/Security, Government & Military applications in the United States, today announced...
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When she’s right

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December 27, 2007

She’s right. Watch out for that. When evil comes, it won’t be easily identifiable, with a hunched back and a crazed glint in its eye; it will be nicely dressed, sound reasonable, and have a great team of policy wonks and spin doctors to explain exactly why you need to climb into the cattle...
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Please stand by

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December 27, 2007

Getting slowly caught back up to to speed.  Taking nearly a week off can take something of a toll on a fellow’s sarcasm-drive. With that in mind though, how about them Boilers?  51-48, over 1,000 total yards of offense between both team?  Fantastic game.
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