McCain clinches nomination

March 5, 2008
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Get on the McCain train kids, because it’s our only ride away from HillBama Town.

Look, I’ve got my reservations about John McCain, I really do, but at the same time I’ve got a lot more reservations about Hillary and Obama than I do about him.  That’s why, no matter who shows up as the candidate under “D” come November, I’ll be punching John McCain’s name into my computer voting trap.

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0 Responses to McCain clinches nomination

  1. Kalium on March 5, 2008 at 01:00

    My single largest worry about the McCain Train is that it seems to run on bullshit. I mean, the guy is embracing people who thing mercury causes autism, and rejecting solid science along the way.

  2. Caleb on March 5, 2008 at 01:02

    And what does the Obama train run on, flowers and goddamn unicorns?

  3. Ian Argent on March 5, 2008 at 07:18

    Can’t forget the rainbows that spring from the Obama smokestack…

    McCain seems to send more info out the horse’s mouth than the other end of the horse – if you insists on a BS-free candidate, you can wait for the Ron Paul Re-love-ution; and still be wondering where the smell of fertilizer is coming from if that train ever gets TO the station.

  4. Alcibiades McZombie on March 5, 2008 at 16:01

    The mercury reasoning is fairly simplistic: large doses of mercury can be harmful, so a small amount is equally harmful. Unfortunately, they are comparing two different compounds/solutions of mercury, which have different effects.