Comments on: BELT SWORD

By: BobG

BobG — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 16:53:30 +0000

I keep having this image of one with a defective belt going “Boing!” and popping out while someone is standing on the bus, resulting in a couple of skewered passengers.

By: 200 lbs. of Sausage

200 lbs. of Sausage — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:06:39 +0000

I thought the same thing too. If you took off the belt and ran it through the x-ray, it would probably look a lot like a belt.

By: shdwcaster

shdwcaster — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 05:45:38 +0000

After I stopped laughing, I just had one question: what are the odds you could get through airport security wearing one of those things?

By: Weer'd Beard

Weer'd Beard — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 01:32:49 +0000

“The good thing to know is that if you are ever attacked by plywood, you’d be in good shape.”

Indeed, I was hearing the addage from Box o Truth “X is not human flesh. How Y performs on X will not tell you how Y will perform on humans”

At first I thought the blade was Razor sharp (where would I get that idea…oh maybe the name “Razor Sword”) but instead it has a rounded edge. I suspect it won’t get through most standard clothing, and instead give a myriad of NASTY bruises.

If I want to suprise a goblin a pocket gun will do the trick MUCH better.

But Boobs are always nice ; ]

By: 200 lbs. of Sausage

200 lbs. of Sausage — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 18:35:55 +0000

No no no. It’s a topless woman who ineptly swings a BELT SWORD in slow motion while trying desperately to hide her nipples under her hair or hand (and fails dramatically in one instance).

The good thing to know is that if you are ever attacked by plywood, you’d be in good shape.