Comments on: All shall love me and despair

By: The Old Man

The Old Man — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:58:56 +0000

I’d like the position of Secretary of Giving a Shit because I obviously don’t. As I see it, one of my primary duties will be firing the Congress Critters who try to stay beyond 12 years. Firing them out of a 155, if necessary, pour encourager les autres. At the least, the NEA, EPA, CPB, and ICE would be under my purview – two to remove (NEA and CPB), one to downsize-due-to-success (EPA), and one to expand, up-armor and array along the borders.

I can start Monday…..

By: Mark@Sea

Mark@Sea — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:45:46 +0000

You’ve got my vote, but I think you overlooked a plank in your platform… The UN. Or do they fall under ‘hard lefties’?

By: Bob S.

Bob S. — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:47:45 +0000

Could I apply for the job of Minister in Charge of Removing laws?

I would be willing to work long hours, for a week or two. I think identifying a couple of dozen that need to stay on the books shouldn’t take too long, then the rest of the time would be spent sending the list to Congress for them to get repeal.

By: Caleb

Caleb — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:11:28 +0000

10, but it will give us time to get used to the idea.

By: Jay G.

Jay G. — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:07:35 +0000

Dude, aren’t you not eligible due to age for another 15 years or so?

By: Kalium

Kalium — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 15:09:28 +0000

So when can we expect your entry into politics?

For that matter, who’s going to be the devil’s advocate in your administration?