Tactical Segeway

July 7, 2008
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Best picture ever.

Chinese Tactical Team using Segeways as the latest and greatest tactical accessory.

I cannot image that would provide a very stable firing platform, but then again I never thought it would be a good idea to saddle up my scooter and see how well it soaks up the recoil from a 9mm.

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0 Responses to Tactical Segeway

  1. Tam on July 7, 2008 at 12:57

    But, damn!

    Check out the lo-bujit soft nylon drop-thigh rigs. You can get those at the Indy 1500 for like $9.99…

  2. Alcibiades McZombie on July 7, 2008 at 13:46

    I would’ve tried to fit armor on those things. Put an armored shield on the front or something…

  3. BobG on July 7, 2008 at 14:29

    What would be fun to watch is one of them firing a Mossberg 500 with magnum loads.

  4. Shdwcaster on July 7, 2008 at 16:05

    It’ll be the must have accessory this fall for suburban mall ninjas everywhere.

  5. TD on July 7, 2008 at 17:36

    I’m surprised they’re still using Tokarevs.

  6. Dedicated_Dad on July 7, 2008 at 23:48

    First, no doubt they’re chinese counterfeit segways. No way they paid retail.

    Second… Wow. Just… Wow.

    I bet it was an awesome show, but impractical as hell…

    DD

  7. B Smith on July 8, 2008 at 02:35

    Wait ’til you see the optional .50 cal MG mounts…:D

  8. mike w. on July 8, 2008 at 19:56

    TD – I was thinking those looked like Toks? Anyone know if they really are still using them?

  9. og on July 8, 2008 at 21:10

    it is perfectly possible to fire a nine driving a segway. Or a mossberg 12 gauge. And you do not lose control.

  10. J T Bolt on July 8, 2008 at 21:37

    Geez, Tam. Does “Deadly Tacti-Cool” HAVE to mean over budget?

  11. John on July 8, 2008 at 22:38

    Good friggin’ golly.

  12. global village idiot on July 9, 2008 at 01:11

    Daleks during beta-testing.

  13. Rob K on July 9, 2008 at 10:05

    Og, you sound like you speak from experience. And I have seen a mall cop on a Segway at Casleton Square Mall in Indy.