Starbucks to Brady Campaign: Sorry Charlie

February 7, 2010
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It must really suck to be Paul Helmke right now.

Starbucks has brushed aside a request from a gun control advocacy group to ban the display of guns in its retail locations, saying it will abide by laws that allow patrons to openly carry unloaded weapons.

Hey, how do you know that your star is on the decline as a lobbying group?  Not even notoriously liberal companies like Starbucks are buying your bullcrap.  Like I said Friday, sucks to be you, Paul.

Also, I am no officially a dedicated Starbucks customer.  Way to be, Starbucks.  I’ll toss your beverages on muggers with PRIDE, now.

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5 Responses to Starbucks to Brady Campaign: Sorry Charlie

  1. Linoge on February 7, 2010 at 19:11

    You should totally contact Starbucks for a sponsorship…

  2. James on February 7, 2010 at 20:48

    Starbucks now supports gun carriers – Because we know that sometimes, one weapon isn’t enough.

  3. bluntobject on February 8, 2010 at 04:19

    I think this is what LabRat would call a roflstomp.

    And hell yeah — now I can carry a Tactical Black Coffee around downtown Vancouver. Does my cup come with rails?

    …aww. Friggin’ Canada.

  4. Caleb on February 8, 2010 at 10:09

    Heh, it is pretty funny.

  5. jimbob86 on February 9, 2010 at 10:34

    I don’t normally buy $5 cups of coffee, but I can make an exception once in while!